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          carry on this discussion in the kitchen perhaps—or
        
        
          would that be too much to ask?”
        
        
          Byron said, “I can’t believe you let him mouth
        
        
          off to you like that,” which, of course, was the only
        
        
          reason Andy did.
        
        
          She said, “Don’t tell me how to raise my kid.”
        
        
          She banged her face into my forehead, which I
        
        
          suppose was a kiss goodnight. Then they went into
        
        
          the kitchen and shut the door.
        
        
          I couldn’t hear anything they said, but that didn’t
        
        
          bother me. I’d pick up the spy recorder the next day
        
        
          after Andy went to work. I could usually count on
        
        
          Byron to spend at least half an hour in the shower,
        
        
          especially if I acted like I needed to pee.
        
        
          I went to sleep thinking I was a genius. A regular
        
        
          James Bond.