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One sunny day, a shepherd boy
was taking care of sheep in a field.
The boy thought watching sheep was
very boring. It was more boring than
a phone with a dead battery. It was
worse than eating spinach with a side
of shower drain hair.
The boy tried talking to his dog.
“Why do you lick your butt anyway?”
But the dog did not talk back.
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